Archive | March, 2012

The EPIC Spring Cleaning List

16 Mar

Happy Spring Break- lets get cleaning! That was basically what I told my husband the other day. Poor guy- he works so hard getting his masters degree, then comes home to a list-crazy wife who actually looks forward to spring cleaning. He’ll survive.

We’ve been working ALL week on a project-a-day cleaning schedule. Want to know the secret?

Clear the clutter. Then move from top-to-bottom. It makes more sense, although we didn’t completely do that because I was shiny-objecting around the house all week looking for projects. Anywho- today I’m giving you the EPIC spring cleaning list. Stick to the list and you’ll be great. For those of you who don’t hoard stuff like the rest of us, you can skip the part where we make mountainous piles of things to give away, sell on craigslist, and pitch.

We’ll be posting all week on how to EPIC-ly clean your home. So be sure to check back

Lets go!

Project 1- Clear the clutter
Project 2- Look up
Project 3- Look behind
Project 4- Joe-Schmo’s guide to regular spring cleaning for non-enthusiasts

EPIC Spring Cleaning Project 1: Clear the Clutter

16 Mar

Ok, you know by now that I have waaay to much stuff. But, don’t we all? Look around you. How much stuff do you have locked away in drawers, sequestered under beds, stuffed in closets and stowed in your basement. Now, how much of that stuff do you go through day-to-day life living without. If you’re like me, its a lot. Papers, mementos, collections of things I don’t really need (need I remind you of the bath and body works debacle).

So when I really started to look around, I started to get inspired, and when I get a whim to start pitching/donating/selling my collection of stuff, I have to move before it goes away.

So you’re here too, wanting to clear the clutter. Congrats! You’ve made it to the first step. When clearing clutter I always ask myself the following:

  • Do I need it?
  • Do I use it? (Have I used it in the past year?)
  • Why am I keeping it?
  • Do I want to haul this down 3 flights of stairs, into a moving van and possibly cross-country the next time I move?
  • In the case of clothes: Have I worn this in the past year?
Here’s what I need you to do first: Designate 4 piles.
  1. Go through pile- my husband hates this one. Its for things that shouldn’t be in the place you found them but need to be put away in an organized fashion. Just make sure you actually go through this pile at the end.
  2. Sell pile-  some things you can make a buck or two off of. Chris got 4 helicopters one year for Christmas because thats all he told people he wanted. One has been sitting in his “toy drawer” for over a year still in the box. This is a candidate for sale. Curtains, pillows, books, purses- all can be sold. Ebay them, sell them on craigslist, or do a garage sale.
  3. Trash pile- I have a problem throwing paper away. I’m a writer so every scrap has to be gone through to make sure I didn’t jot something profound down on it. Some odds and ends like batteries you don’t know are good or not, old birthday cards, broken things just need to be thrown away. If you need someone to hold your hand while you do it- I’ll be there virtually to do so. I promise it gets easier as you go on.
  4. Donate pile- here’s the pile that I love to put gently-used things into. I love giving things to people. One year when I first painfully went through my collection of sprays, lotions and beauty products I called over my friends and had them sift through. A part of me wanted to push the stuff on them, tell them to take it all. One of my best friends was kind enough to say she’d take the rest (I know she probably pawned it off on someone else or threw some of the stuff away, but I didn’t have to see it so it was ok). You may think I’m joking- but seriously, I’m not. Other things can go to your local Salvation Army or Goodwill. Some woman this year is getting a worn, but still nice coach purse, and another is going to have a nice pair of Ryka tennis shoes.

So where does clutter hide?  Everywhere in our house. We build shelves for clutter, put it in our basement in an ever-growing mountain of brown boxes of things we “have to keep” but never look at. Weird, huh? If you have no clue as to where to look I suggest looking in the following places:

Drawers- Junk drawers, clothing drawers, kitchen drawers, medicine drawers, EVERY DRAWER!

Lets talk clothing for a moment- I collect t-shirts. You may collect ratty jeans. The point is that 50 t-shirts from college (and high school) is too many tshirts for someone who only wears them to work out or sleep in. Go through your drawers, get rid of the clothes you no longer wear often. Do you really need 15 black t-shirts from your sorority? I’ll answer that for you: no. If it has a hole, if its worn or has a stain, pitch it or use it for rags (but actually use it). If its in good shape, put it in the donate pile.

Junk drawer(s)- we have many. One for Chris, one for me, one for the kitchen and another one in the guest room/office. Everything ends up in these drawers- receipts, 3-year old gum (seriously), keys to who-knows-what, batteries etc. so every once in awhile I go through them. If there’s stuff that needs to go somewhere else (paperclips, gift cards, tools, etc.), put it in the to-go-through pile.

That extra dresser- We have an extra dresser that sits in the entry way to our flat. It used to hold Chris’ overflow of clothes, mementos, etc. We’ve now downsized that into his “toy drawer” where he keeps his nerf guns, helicopters, legos etc. (Shaking my head and chuckling as I write). It does sound a little silly, but everyone has those recreational games, toys etc. Its ok to have an extra dresser, just make sure its not filled with clutter, but the things you actually use.

Closets- This one could take all day depending on the amount of stuff in your closets. Chris’ closet took him around an hour. Mine- 2 hours (with distractions). I keep more in my closet besides clothes since we are limited to 3 tiny closets in this 1930′s house and mine is the largest. I’ve got a craft drawer, boxes of family mementos, recreational things like frisbees, linens that didn’t fit in the linen drawer, etc. Not to mention a collection of shoes and clothes. I use the same tactic for clothes in the closet as I did above for the drawers. Lately I’ve been pretty good about organizing my clothes too by color with the dresses pushed off to one side.

How many pairs of shoes can one girl have? The masses are split on this. I love flats, but at one time I went through a high-heel phase (it didn’t last very long, I was meant to be this close to the ground). I ended up donating 6 pairs of shoes this year, and quite a few tops, pairs of pants, etc. There is only so much you can wear. It’s kind of….liberating to tell you the truth.

Don’t be afraid to go through everything or make an extra pile to think about. Chances are if you don’t use it now, you probably won’t later.

TV Stand- When short on space, we often have to display things, exhibit 1, our TV stand which is actually a shelf from Ikea. It held all of our games, tv equipment, and boxes full of random stuff. I got tired of looking at all that stuff, so we relocated our games, dusted everything off and rearranged to show our pictures and show pieces instead. Use your spring cleaning to switch up your “display areas”. It’s really refreshing.

Before we could even get to the rearranging we had to deal with the tangled web of cords. Use twisty ties or Velcro to tie all your cords together neatly, and bread clasps with the name of what the cord is are great for labeling cords so you’re not dealing with a puzzle later.

The Basement/Storage- cue dramatic music. There’s a mountain of boxes down there. Things we never use. An old coffee maker, microwave, snow tires, clothes that I’m “keeping” for now. Ugh, the terror just comes over me thinking about it. While we have yet to tackle this area, we do have a plan. Separate into designated piles and pitch anything that s not necessary. Its amazing what collects down there while you’re not looking- like a colony of mice that have gone out of control.

Office Storage- cords, cords and more cords! We use a cord bag to wrangle all of our extra cords. Then there’s the oh, 3-5 computer devices (not to mention the things we don’t even use anymore). We’re wiping clean and selling the old laptops for some $$, sorting through cords, old CDs, and office equipment. You would not believe how many pens we have (I don’t think we’ll have to buy any for the next lifetime). My advice is to stick to the essentials. You control what goes back into the desk and what doesn’t. Don’t feel like you need to keep anything (unless its important, like a backup disk for your computer).

Under the bed- There’s that sock! I’ve been looking for it for ages. We find all sorts of things under the bed. To risk sounding like a  broken record- organize it into the piles.

Medicine Cabinet- With just the 2 of us, we’ve collected lots of cold medicine, vapor rub, aspirin, etc. Use this time to go through the medicine cabinet and get rid of anything expired. Don’t mess around, the chemicals in those medicines can alter and won’t be as effective and could be hazardous after too long. Even sunscreen does expire, so don’t be like me and keep it for years because you’re too cheap to buy a new one.

The Kitchen- Use this time to also go through your fridge, pantry, cupboards etc. Clear out the expired things, the tupperware with no lid mates or vice versa. It’s amazing how many granola bars, bags with single croutons and different types of rice you may find hiding in the cupboards.

 

And there you have it- leave no drawer, no closet, or storage area untouched! Take no prisoners! And remember, if you’ve lived without it for this long, you probably won’t miss it.  Take a picture of your pile and put it somewhere special to remind yourself of all the stuff you collected, but didn’t need. And give yourself a pat on the back, you have now completed project 1 of your EPIC cleaning list.

The Forgotten Objects- A Spring Cleaning “Don’t Forget” List

16 Mar

I take a microscopic approach to spring cleaning, which is why you haven’t heard from me for a week. I’ve delved into some aspect of cleaning every day this week (which the husband isn’t too excited about). Along the way there were a few things not on the Epic Spring Cleaning List that I came across. After I find and conquer these areas I get a sense of satisfaction- the kind you get after finding hidden treasure. 

So, without further ado, here they are:

The Computer(s)- We’re tech junkies in this house, so we’ve got 4 computer/tablet devices that work and 2 college laptops that have sat around for-ev-er. Its a little ridiculous. Have you ever thought about how much you touch your keyboard and what could be on your hands? As plugged in as I am, I often live at my computers, so I know that there are tons of germs, crumbs and whatnot looming in and around the keyboards. Then there’s the smudges, you know, the ones you’ve trained yourself to look past. Computers deserve spring cleaning too. So the computers were cleaned smack-dab in the middle of a mid-morning, whole-house closet clean out mayhem. 

Here’s the deal:

  • Use a computer screen cleaning spray and microfiber cloth. We use a kit we got for oh, 6 or 7 bucks way back in college.
  • Canned air is a wonderful thing- use it to get the crumbs and particles out of the keyboard
  • Look closely on the keyboard and you’ll be disgusted by the residue. Or, just go ahead and use a cloth slightly dampened with your basic household vinegar cleaner. Here’s some DIY cleaner recipes. 

Look up! It’s a bird, its a plane, no its just a HUGE dust bunny on top of your door/picture frame. If you’re 5’2″ like me, you often don’t look up at home because you’ve looked up at people all day. But there, resting above my door frames was a hidden lair of dust. Don’t be afraid to get on your hands and knees or on a step stool to find those nooks, crannies and hidden lairs where the dirt, cat toys and missing socks like to hide. 

Look behind. Did you ever wonder what was going on behind that dresser or tv stand? I did, once again in a shiny-object moment I was distracted by the tangled web of cords behind the tv. Low and behold, another lair of dust, my lost copy of You’ve Got Mail (!!!!), the obligatory cat toy and a long-forgotten about remote control. Out came the vacuum and we shortly said goodbye to the dust bunnies. An hour later, we had the whole TV console rearranged, dust bunnies exterminated and cords wrangled. 

Don’t forget the lights. Lampshades often collect dust so I take time to detail those, but sometimes I forget the light bulbs too. They collect dust just like the rest of the house and often look more dim when covered in the film. So, I use a slightly damp cloth and wipe them down – wait for them to dry and put them back in. I recommend doing this during the day so you can see. 

Above the fridge- this is another height thing. I can’t see above the fridge, so I don’t look. I guess the same thing could go for above the cabinets. They were pretty gross. I used soap and water on the top of the fridge and for a full-fridge wipe down. 

In the words of my husband, when asking him about things we’ve forgotten to include on the master list, “Its hard to remember something you have forgotten to do if you don’t even know to do it”. If you can think of anything else commonly forgotten to be cleaned during Spring  Cleaning, we’d greatly appreciate you adding it to the list. 

Domestic Spring Break

9 Mar

Standing in the middle of the room I look around and something feels…off. It’s almost springtime  and yesterday I had windows open to air out the house from all that wintry stuffiness (does that even work? I’m not sure, but I do it anyway). Then I remembered what it was that I was missing… Spring CLEANING (cue Oprah’s big announcement voice)!!

Each weekend we’ve done our weekly cleaning routine on the house, but some things just go unnoticed. I’ve been making mental notes to go back and do things like: wipe down the fridge door handle or remove the lair of fur off of the curtain where the cat peers through the window, and find my copy of You’ve Got Mail on DVD (I think someone hid it after we watched it too much), but then I move on with my busy little life and forget about it.

So, with the Mr. having spring break next week, it seems like the perfect time to whip out the pink vinyl gloves and get to work. But before that can happen, you know what I have to do… the very best part of Spring Cleaning/Domestic Spring Break is the planning aka list-o-mania. I’ll be back with a exhaustive (and exhausting) list later, but for now I’m using this post as a mental note that we need to do the following.

  • Wipe down the floorboards (with a dryer sheet so they repel dust and smell fresh)
  • Wipe down cabinets
  • De-fur the curtains and other cat-related haunts
  • Sweep out under the couch (who knows what the cats been stashing under there)

In other Spring-Break domestic plans I’ve been rather Pinterested in some projects on my pinterest board. So (to Chris’ chagrin) I’d like to:

  • Make a mid-century modern birdhouse
  • Make a side table for the chaise side of the couch so I can drink my coffee and recline at the same time
  • Go to the library and check out bunches of books on my book list
  • Unclog the bathroom sink that has been holding water for more days than my readers care to know. Seriously, I’ve been brushing my teeth out of the bathtub because he-who-shall-remain-nameless has not fixed it yet (in his defense, he’s super busy with projects). We get by :)
  • Plan the container garden for the year
  • Make homemade curtains for the guest room.

I’ve seriously been watching the Nate Berkus show too much (even though I don’t like half of the things on there) I’ve been surfing Craigslist for old furniture to revamp, looking for projects in every nook and cranny to give “visual interest” (design buzz word) to our rooms and getting very restless- it has to be springtime.

In other news, tonight we’re deviating from our weekly menu and instead going Chinese with these 2 recipes from Iowa Girl Eats. She’s a Midwesterner, so I know you’ll love her and her super-yummy recipes. Here’s one for crab rangoon. And another for Chinese Chicken for 2.

I’m ALIVE! (and a weekly menu too)

6 Mar

Although I’m sequestered at home for 3/4 of my week, I somehow managed to pick up a flu virus last week. For the past 3 years I’ve had it, and yet, I still refuse to get the flu shot (anything to avoid a needle). Chris is now demanding that next year I get the shot- he doesn’t think its worth the week’s worth of an achy body, extreme exhaustion, etc. We’re still in debate on that…

It was finally yesterday that I finally was up to cooking and cleaning up the house, so I didn’t bother to bore you with last week’s weekly menu of chicken soup, more chicken soup and a side of peachy green tea.

We do have some nice things on the menu this week. I’m approaching it as a take-it-easy kind of week so no there won’t be a roasted chicken or overly high-maintenance recipes.

Here it is:

Tuna Noodle Casserole- That’s right, I’m jumping on the comfort food train for a while, this just looks so yummy and Chris mentioned last week how much he loves it. That was a surprise to me. I guess the creative cook in me gets so far out of the food-I-grew-up-with neighborhood that lots of times I’m having too much fun playing with good flavor combinations 2 blocks over while the friendly basics are right next door. I found a yummy recipe here. It’s easy and I doubled the recipe so we’ll have lots of leftovers.

Chicken Tikka Masala- If you’re adventurous in the food realm like us, you’ve tried Indian food. I’m a self-diagnosed Indian food junkie. I could eat curries and rice at least 2x a week, maybe 3. The layers of spices and flavors meld together and create fireworks on my palate. I LOVE this stuff! So naturally I try to recreate the recipes at home. I’ve tried the simmer sauce off the shelf stuff which promises quick and easy Indian food. While they are good, they are no match for the party-in-your-mouth flavors that our local Indian haunts dish up. So, back to the drawing board with a longer, but oh-so-worth-it recipe. This one’s from food and wine magazine, recipe here.

Chicken “Sticks” with potatoes, apples ‘n onions on the side- How did I come up with chicken sticks aka drumsticks? I think was from sheer tiredness as I was trying to explain what was for dinner last night. Lets just say I’m the one that pushes the boundaries, even when I’m sick, to try to get as much done as possible.  (Chris shakes his head as I tell him and fails to persuade me to sit down).

Anyway, its super easy, I use Denise’s rub (recipe here) and roll the drumsticks in it, Bake on 350 for 30 minutes. Then I take ‘em out and slather those little sticks in bbq sauce on all sides, and turn them. 15 minutes later I slather them again with more sauce, 15 later I turn em and slather with the juices from the pan. They usually take an hour at 350, but just to be safe, I keep them in until they register at 165 degrees on an instant read thermometer. Note: I strongly recommend getting a few damp paper towels to eat these with, they’re deliciously messy.

As for the potatoes, apples ‘n onions here’s the run down:

  • 4 potatoes (I prefer red skin), cut into fourths/chunks
  • 2 apples, cut into chunks
  • 1 onion cut into wedges
  • 2 garlic cloves, sliced

I toss this with olive oil until its coated, and season with a pinch of thyme, rosemary, kosher salt to taste and red pepper and throw it in a casserole dish. Stick it in the oven with the drumsticks for the hour, making sure the onions don’t burn on the edges. If you need to, stick foil over the dish to prevent burning of the onions.

The apples add a nice sweet/tartness to the dish and it goes great with the chicken, especially when the bbq juices meld with the veggies. Yum!

What else are we having? To tell you the truth, this is all I’ve had time to think of, and like I said, we’re taking it easy this week. If you need a mental image because you like to imagine what’s on our plates each night, I’ll give you this: it’s probably cereal, salad or leftovers (all very good things!).

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